I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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