just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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