what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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