This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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