i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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