why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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