im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
i will never coherently bang her
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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