i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
