We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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