god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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