HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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