found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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