I am puke
love makes seman taste better
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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