He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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