You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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