Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
