Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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