Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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