We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Fuck appropriateness.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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