i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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