I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Everclear isn't food dammit
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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