The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
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