If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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