ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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