A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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