glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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