At least make sure they are 18
Why
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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