she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
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