I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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