i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I still have a little drunk in my system
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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