Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
false alarm. still invincible.
Do vagina's smell?
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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