We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Slut skills are useful in every country.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
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