i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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