At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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