Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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