his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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