It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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