He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Rumble strips road head = magical
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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