do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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