first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
COCAINE IS GR8
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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