there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I don't deserve a penis
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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