i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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