Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
