I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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