what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Randomize
