So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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