I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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