we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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