With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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