There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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