I must be too annoying 4 u.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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