Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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