My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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