have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Randomize