no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
